# What is a panda?

- URL: https://wuming.si/blog/27/
- Author: Aaron
- Published: 2005-12-25
- Language: en
- Categories: English, Funny, Life
- Originally published at: https://blog.wo.ai/archives/27

What is a panda?

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,

> “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda yells back at the manager, 

> “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 

> “A tree dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. **Eats shoots and leaves**.”